Playa JB

When Josh was born the nurses fainted. Three legs on a child, strange ain't it? Playa JB, aka Dong Johnson of Salami Vice, is a full-time rap star (who drives for UPS on the side) and can be best described as your favorite artist's favorite artist.

As the head writer and song creator of the crew, JB's love for writing is massively monumental (like his penis). Seriously. Dude's huge and even holds records (in the Guinness Book of Peckers). He's also spent countless hours using his dirty, funny imagination to come up with creative off the wall song concepts. With JB's help the Smokestack Crew has released 15 full length albums with over 150 songs, all legendary hits.

In his spare time JB enjoys long walks on the beach (naked), face painting (with his wiener), and of course reading (nudie mags).