Arcade
Games
Cabinets in the back of the record store. Guaranteed to offend.
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Dong
Pong, with the paddles you were expecting.
First to seven against the CPU. Mouse, touch, or keys.
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Ass-teroids
Skeet shooting, but the clay pigeons are big ole butts.
Blast the butts. Big ones split into smaller ones. Three lives. High score sticks.
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Sampler
Eight pads cut from a crew track.
Tap, pitch, reverse. Record your hits and loop them on the bar.